I love you, dude.

Who looks good in fluorescent?

"Do you read the phone book for fun?"

What url do you use to run the cron?

I want code completion to stop next week.

I hate quotes.

When you are as bad a driver as me, you have to pay attention.

"12345" is a six digit number.

Fat people shouldn't ski.

I love the fact that they love you!

The complaints are that it "looks weird".

"Sunshine" is the worst waste of an hour and twenty minute EVER. I have it on my laptop if anyone wants to see it.

It's understandable that she might not remember adding this sku to this account in June of 2007 - that's why we track these things with a "computer".

The things I do for you! And I want reciprocation!

Do you have insight into all three of our calendars?

It's my job to say "yes" and your job to say "no".

If I sound like I don't know what I'm talking about, I probably don't.