I'm known for my eating abilities.

Reports get hidden if you use a whiny voice.

I told him "Stitch me up now. I need to go.".

I like quick and easy stand ups.

I do not let Myspace show me flash.

It wasn't me, Daddy.

Just because I'm anal doesn't mean I'm a wizard.

I'd have to do the math, but...

Kind of like my husband. He's dark and disturbing.

Because I'm changing data in production. Yeah!

I can chart how many hot dogs.

Once it gets up there, I don't know what to do about it.

If it's something you can whip out faster than him, then just do it.

Guys aren't required to get highlights.

You have six pupils? You signed yourself up for pupils?

Pull out your big weapon girl!

"Fix", in English, means "make something better". That's not what you're doing.

They throw me a bone and then they take it away from me.

Your arm looks awesome!

Did the power go off last night? Hopefully I didn't lose all my code because I didn't save it.

When you get done spraying in there, come do my desk. I'm not going to lie to you. If I see a cockroach, I'm going to quit.

The entire store is not a wine cooler.

It's the UK people. It's always the UK people.

Don't be the girl.

You might want to take a dump.

I only charge 40 dollars a night.

I did a really good job sounding like I knew what I was talking about.

We released into production, prematurely.

I'm afraid I'm going to suck it up the nose.

I'd explain it further, but I ran out of crayons.

Now when it executes it looks like it executes.

I don't *think* I've ever been burned in effigy.

I've built databases that held over 1000 addresses.

Bill Gates has taught us that it doesn't have to work, you just have to know how to market it.

My sister said I was a very wicked baby and when I got older there was no controlling me.

oh I'm still on the drugs.

You're ready for a BABY!

We're going to have a project just for emergencies.

I have the best dressed child in the city.

I love you, dude.

Who looks good in fluorescent?

"Do you read the phone book for fun?"

What url do you use to run the cron?

I want code completion to stop next week.

I hate quotes.

When you are as bad a driver as me, you have to pay attention.

"12345" is a six digit number.

Fat people shouldn't ski.

I love the fact that they love you!

The complaints are that it "looks weird".

"Sunshine" is the worst waste of an hour and twenty minute EVER. I have it on my laptop if anyone wants to see it.

It's understandable that she might not remember adding this sku to this account in June of 2007 - that's why we track these things with a "computer".

The things I do for you! And I want reciprocation!

Do you have insight into all three of our calendars?

It's my job to say "yes" and your job to say "no".

If I sound like I don't know what I'm talking about, I probably don't.